I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
