I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
3 2 1 whiskey
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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