Barsexuality is the new black.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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