Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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