please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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