The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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