ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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