69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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