You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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