Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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