honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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