We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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