But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
People with herpes should wear stickers.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I pour the whiskey from now on
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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