maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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