Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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