dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Randomize
