I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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