it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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