All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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