Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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