How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
It's just like the Real World with babies
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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