I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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