please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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