Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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