singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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