Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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