ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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