We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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