My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
birth control should be required to get into college
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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