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this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
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