Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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