Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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