Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
If its not for food we ain't going out.
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