I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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