Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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