But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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