Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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