Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
its liver damage thursday
Randomize
