She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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