does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
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