When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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