If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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