Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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