I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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