That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Randomize