I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
You were trust falling into bushes
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Randomize
