Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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