brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
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