He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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