it was like eating out sand paper
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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