no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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