we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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