new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Everything about him screamed your future.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
He better not be in your backpack
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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