she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
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